Friday, 30 March 2012

Spoilt Flies

A new study has found that common house flies are more spoilt for choice than the regular country flies or blow flies.




A person who is on the toilet in their house is not bothered by flies. A fly that is within a 10 meter radius will not be tempted by the smell what so ever because they are spoilt by the other left over foods and distinct smells throughout the house.
If you go camping and decide to dig a hole and "drop one off", flies from within a 42 meter radius will be attracted by this distinct smell because they are not spoilt. Within 3 seconds there will be 5 or more blow flies hovering around your legs and then the miracle of composting occurs.

A scientist in Germany has discovered a new spray that if sprayed around the area before release, then it will mask the smell and you will not be bothered by any unwanted hovering poo munchers. It is an odourless spray to humans but can be picked up by the minute receptacles that makes a fly attract it self to the waft of your faeces.

Thailand - Words of Wisdom

There may be a few nice thai birds working in the real world but
 the ones we mixed with (i.e. Bar sluts) seem to like to be treated
 like shite! Treat them with any form of respect or decency and they
 will walk all over you and probably laugh at you behind your back.
 Treat them like the shite that they are and they will probably
 respect and even love you more, have I learnt a lesson from this
 you betcha! Will I ever go back there? Probably yes!!!
Well maybe , Yes. Well OK: I'm back soon!!!
But if you want a good time and can control your personal demons,
 get the hell over ther and fornicate with them bitches, but
 remember, don’t trust a single one of the mother f#KRS!!!